As some know, a large part of my day is taken up catering to the needs and requirements of Jasmine, also known at the Dark Poodle of the Apocalypse. I’ve been known to document her nefarious activities via Instagram and the occasional tweet. These are but a glimpse into the corners of her existence.

At long last, her story has been told.

Head on over to the Crimespree Magazine blog to get to know the Dark Poodle of the Apocalypse a little better. But don’t say I haven’t warned you … few who encounter the Dark Poodle come away unscathed.

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