As if things weren’t bad enough with Authors Going Nuclear on Reviewers, this weekend came the revelation (probably not all that revelatory) that some Authors Buy Online Reviews. Gasp.

Well, yeah, but only kinda gasp. I mean, seriously? But then there’s the whole Amazon Top 100 thing, and I guess reviews help with that. (Or not.) (Somewhere on the internet, people are fighting about this point RIGHT NOW.) (I leave the Google-fu to you.)

Anyway, it’s all sooooo depressing. I mean, hell, I can barely finish writing a book and yet I have to worry about keeping up with the Latest Scheme To Game Amazon? Bloody hell!

Fortunately, I have discovered the perfect anti-depressant: Hey Author. Get thee thence, forthwith!